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The police
arrested a foreigner for the robbery of a jewelry store.
A policeman inquired him but he could not understand
anything, so they called an interpreter. The policeman
said to him,
"We know you robbed the store. Tell us where the jewelry
is!"
The interpreter translated, and the prisoner answered,
"I haven’t robbed the store."
The interpreter translated. Then the policeman took out
his gun, put it into the prisoner’s face and yelled,
"Tell us where the jewelry is or else I’ll blow up your
skull!" ...
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In an
alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director
started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with
ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The
director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He
tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a
southwestern slope, oak barrels." ...
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God save the drunkards (parody)
After many years of efforts, the
scientists finally have read the inscription on the
column in Abu Simbel temple in Egypt. For many years the
historians had been hoping this inscription to give them
very valuable information about the unknown dark century
when the New Kingdom changed the Old Kingdom. Literal
translation of the inscription reads,
"O-o-oh... ... Hemyanu! ...
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A lonely man went home late at
night. It rains, it’s cold, but he was drunk and in a
good mood. Suddenly the man heard a thin voice, “Take me
with you, good man!”
The man looked around – a frog. That’s a miracle!
“Are you talking to me?”
“Yes. I’m,” said the frog...
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