The secretary to her boss,
"Boss, a letter arrived from our branch in the Sahara desert. They have written that the situation with the water is terrible."
The boss replied, "They are just trying to find something to complain about."
"I would not say that. Look, the stamp on the envelope is attached with a clamp."

    One corrupt customs officer died and went to heaven. The God opened a big book and said, „Wow! You are a very decent person. You had given many donations to orphanages. You deserve to go to Paradise.”
But when he turned the other page - what to see,
“Oh! But you had stolen so much, you had ruined so many people! You deserve to go in Hell. Well! Well! Where shell I put you now?”
Then the customs officer shouted,
“At the border, at the border!”

    In the opera,
“Daddy, why is the man in black beating that woman?”
“He is not beating her. This is the orchestra conductor.”
“Then why is she screaming so much?”