In a village there lived only fans of the FC Liverpool. One of them was lying on his deathbed. When the priest came to take his last sacrament, the dying man confessed that he had become a fan of Manchester United! The priest asked him in amazement,
"My son, why? Why have you betrayed us?"
The dying man replied,
"Father, it is better to die one of them!"

    A cycling race. Far behind the main group of cyclists two racers were hardly dragging along. They were tired and sweating. Their pants had big swellings on the front. One of them while pedalling was mumbling,
"You idiot, idiot-o-o-t! I told you the coach gave us the green pills to drink, but you - no, not the green, the blue ones with the V on them, the blue pills with the V on them ... "

    Two mountaineers was climbing a high peak. One of them stammered a little. In the middle of the climbing he began to stammer something. The other told him to wait until they’ll climb the top.
They climbed the top and the stammering mountaineer said,
“We f-f-f-forgot the t-t-t-tents down.”
They began to go down. In the middle of the road the stammering mountaineer again tried to say something. The other again told him to wait. They came down and the stammered man said,
“I'm k-k-k-k-kidding, m-m-man!”