One man meets other.
"I’m glad to meet you …Johnson… a fashion designer."
- Nice, Anderson … a simple gay.




Johnny asks his mother,
"Mom, what is a transvestite?"
"I don’t know. Ask your aunt George."

"I can recommend an excellent lawyer to you! One of his clients was threatened with a death sentence on the electric chair, but the lawyer succeed in ..."
"In justifying him?"
"No, in fighting to lower the electrical voltage."

Johnny's mother sent him to school and promises,
"If you learn well, I'll buy you a bicycle. And if you don’t learn well, I’ll buy you a violin ... "




In a chemistry class the teacher asks,
"What dissolve the fat?"
"The frying pan", says Johnny.

   A woman visits her husband in prison and says him,
"Try to catch a little tan! I told all of our friends that you are in mission in Africa for three years ... "




A wife says her husband,
"Well, I'm wrong, but you can ask me for forgiveness!"

   A policeman stops a man in the middle of the night, who brings a suitcase.
"Stop! What's in the suitcase?"
"I don’t know... yet."




   Two policemen prepare to attack an apartment, where an armed criminal is barricaded. The one of policemen says,
"You go first, I'll avenge you!"

    China offers a military support to the United States in the fight against the terrorism. The China Government decided chinese troops will enter the territory of Afghanistan in small groups of two million people ...




“Why do you always talk with the barber only for the weather?”
“What? Do you want me to talk politics with someone who holds a razor to my throat?”