A man was walking in Belfast. Suddenly, somebody put a gun against his back. A question followed:
"What are you – a Protestant or a Catholic?"
The man thought, "If I say a Catholic, he might be a Protestant and might shoot me, but if I say a Protestant, he might be a Catholic and might shoot me again." The man decided and said,
"I’m a Jew."
A joyful cry was heard from behind,
"I'm the luckiest Palestinian in this city!"

    A political rally on the street. A politician was reading his pre-election speech. Suddenly, he started shouting,
Xoxoxooxooxo ..."
"Sir," whispered his PR agent. "Turn the page. Here, we played sea-chess-game while waiting for our speech... "

“Mom, I have a geography test tomorrow!”
“Don’t be afraid my son. Do you want to practise now?”
“Yes. I want.”
“Well. What is the capital of Germany?”
“Berlin.”
“Well done! And what is the capital of France?”
“Berlin. Ask me something more complicated!”
“The capital of Poland?”
“Berlin.”
“You so smart,… Adolf!”