The police arrested a foreigner for the robbery of a jewelry store. A policeman inquired him but he could not understand anything, so they called an interpreter. The policeman said to him,
"We know you robbed the store. Tell us where the jewelry is!"
The interpreter translated, and the prisoner answered,
"I haven’t robbed the store."
The interpreter translated. Then the policeman took out his gun, put it into the prisoner’s face and yelled,
"Tell us where the jewelry is or else I’ll blow up your skull!"
The interpreter translated and the prisoner immediately said,
"I hid it in the park, it is buried under the roots of the largest pine-tree."
The interpreter translated,
"Shoot me! I'll not tell you anything, morons!"

    A man calls the police station, „Hello, I want to tell you that there is a fire.”
“You have a mistake. Here is the police, not the fire-brigade."
After a few minutes the man calls again,
“Hello! Dudes! I would like to tell you about a fire ...”
“We’ve already told you. Call 911! Here is the police.”
About ten minutes later a colleague of the policeman on duty rushes in the room and screams,
“Hurry up, hurry up ... The police station it on fire! ...”