While a man was taking a shower and his wife was in a bath-robe, their neighbor came into their house, looked at the woman, took out a thousand dollars and said,u remove your bath-robe, I’ll give you a 1000 dollars."
The woman took off the bathrobe. The neighbor looked at her for a few minutes and before he left, he said,
"Tell your husband to call me."
The man came out of the bathroom and asked,
"Who was it?"
The woman answered,
"The neighbor."
The man,
"Did he give you back these 1000 dollars that he owed me?"

    A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
“A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"

    A man was on his deathbed. He said to his wife by a last effort, “I want you to fulfill me one last request.”
“Sure.”
“Six months after my death I want you to marry John ...”
“Why? I thought that you hate him?”
The man replied by last efforts,
“Yes! I hate him… So much!”