A lawyer said to his client who was accused of a murder,
"I have two pieces of news for you – a good one and a bad one."
"Go with the bad one first."
"Your blood test is ready. Your blood coincides with the blood sample found in the crime scene."
"Then, what about the good news?"
"Your blood sugar level is good."

    Father tick was teaching his son how to feed on blood,
"You must drink blood from several people, until you're full."
The son asked,
"Why from several people? Can’t I drink just from one person, but more
blood?"
The father,
"No! You're a tick, not a lawyer."

“Mr. lawyer, my neighbor insulted me.”
“What he said?”
“He said I’m going to hell.”
“And what did you do?”
“I came to you.”