An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
    As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, “If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk."
And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying,
“Don’t! Don’t do it!”
“Why? I want to smoke so much.”
“If you bend, .... we both are dead!”

    Two gays met. The one of them said, "Oh, you have bought new shoes!"
"Yes. I’m very happy about that."
"What kind of skin are they made of?"
"From the skin of an elephant’s penis."
"Oh, please, kick me twice in the ass!"

    An old couple had a ranch, but the man died and a woman had to hire helpers. Only one man appeared to the interview. He was a gay. Both worked hard and at the weekend old woman invited the man to dinner in town.
After dinner they went back to the ranch and the old woman said,“I'm your boss. So I expect from you to do what I order you.”
“All right,” said the young man.
“First, remove my shoes! Second, remove my shirt. Third, remove my skirt. Fourth, remove my underwear. And fifth, if once again you dress my clothes, I will fire you."