The gloves

      A young man went to a counter in a big supermarket and said:
- Good afternoon, I’m looking for a pair of gloves.
- What kind of gloves would you like - made of synthetic or genuine leather?
- Well, genuine, if it’s possible.
- Then please, go on to my colleague at the next counter.
The young man went on.
- Hello, I’m looking for a pair of genuine - leather gloves?
- What color would you like - black or brown?
- Hmm.. black.
- Okay, but black gloves are sold by my colleague at the next counter, so please go forward to her.
The man went forward to the next counter.
- Hello, I’m looking for a pair of genuine-leather, black gloves.
- What kind of leather would you like – calfskin or sheepskin?
- Calfskin. It’s softer.
- Okay, but calfskin - leather gloves are sold by my colleague at the next counter, so please go on.
Already a little annoyed the young man went on to the next counter of the big supermarket.
- Hello, I’m looking for genuine - leather, calfskin gloves, black in color?
- Oh, sure we have, but tell me please – should they be internally or externally seamed?
- Well, I prefer them internally seamed, is that alright?
- Of course, but that kind of gloves are sold by my colleague at the next counter, so please go on to her.
At the next counter:
- Hello, I’m looking for a pair of gloves of genuine leather, calfskin, black-colored, internally seamed, would you please give it to me?
- Oh, of course, I'll give it to you, but first tell me please what it should be - with five fingers or with just two fingers?
- Oh, come on! With five of course!
- Okay, we sure have it, but they are sold by my colleague at the next counter, so please go on.
The young man was already very angry, but he went on to the next counter.
- Hello, I’m looking for a pair of gloves of genuine leather, calfskin, black-colored, internally seamed, with five fingers, is it so hard to buy it?
- No sir, we have such a pair of gloves, but please let me know what kind of clothes are you going to wear it with?
- With a black leather jacket, okay?
- That’s okay, but could you bring here the leather jacket so that we could see how it will match with the gloves?
The young man couldn't stand it any longer and left. As he went out of the supermarket he saw another man throwing a huge bag!
- Here are my bathroom tiles, here is my shower battery, here is my flushing cistern and my whole bathroom equipment. Just give me a roll of toilet paper now!