After many years of efforts, the scientists finally have read the inscription on the column in Abu Simbel temple in Egypt. For many years the historians had been hoping this inscription to give them very valuable information about the unknown dark century when the New Kingdom changed the Old Kingdom. Literal translation of the inscription reads,
    "O-o-oh... ... Hemyanu! .... When will you give me back my three sacks of wheat.... you moron! ..... Half the village sleeps with your wife. The other half do not sleep, because they are women and children. This is not a jokes... And I have slept, too. Do you not believe me? ... Your wife has a big mole on his left hip. Do you believe me now? You fuc..... Give me back my wheat,... squit!"
    After reading the inscription, two archaeologists, devoted whole their lives to that, have suicided.

    Sylvester Stallone started shooting his new movie - Rocky No.16. The film will tell about already aged Rocky beating to death old Dolph Lundgren .... with a walking stick.

    On the Marquesas Islands a mummified human dead body was found cast out on the shore. The local police service is certain that it was a participant in the Survivor game who died of starvation, but now they're trying to find out which season of the game exactly he participated in.