A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake ... "
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry ... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"

    A gamer died and was sent to Hell. After a week, the chief devil ran to God and cried, “What is this one who you sent to me?”
God wondered.
“I can’t any more. Take him to you.”
“But why?” asked God.
“How why, God! He had killed all the devils, turned all the cauldrons and asking where the exit to the next level was!”

    A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence.
According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."