NASA sent two dogs and a blonde in space.
After one tour around the Earth an operator called from Space Center,
"Rex?"
"Wow-wow."
"Press the red button."
Rex pressed the red button. After one more tour.
"Lassie?"
"Wow-wow."
"Press the yellow button, please."
And Lassie pressed the button. After another tour on Earth it called again from Space Center,
"Blonde?"
"Wow-wow."
"Dont bark, stupid woman! Feed the dogs and ... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

    A blonde went abroad. After a while she felt nostalgic about her mother, but the blonde had no money and no phone to call her. So, she decided to go to the post office and to ask somebody there to allow her to call home. A young bachelor was at work in the post office. She asked him and he said that he could help her only if she agreed to go with him into the other room. The blonde agreed and they went in the other room. The bachelor took off his pants and said, "Go on!"
Then the blonde started shouting,
"Hello, hello, Mom, can you hear me...?"

    A blonde was sitting on a bench. Suddenly she heard a noise in her head and asked, “Who is there?”
“I'm a worm… brain-eater!”
“What are you doing there?”
“I’m... starving!”

    Two blonde are sitting on a bench and one of them cries,
"Look! A dead pigeon!"
The other blonde looks up and cries,
"Where?"

    A blonde stands in front of the opera ticket office,
“Two tickets. Front row.”
“For "Tosca" or "Boris Godunov"?”
"Nooo, for me and my husband!”