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A nun
confessed to the abbess that she had sinful thoughts and
was feeling sinful herself. The abbess sent her to the
local bishop, explaining to her that he was the most
competent in such issues.
The nun went to the bishop and
complained to him that she was
feeling sinful. He reassured her, “Don’t worry,
daughter. Undress. I will check it out.”
She undressed. He thoroughly ran his fingers over her
and said,
“Daughter, there are not any external signs, but we have
to put the sinmeter inside for most certainty."...
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A man was
walking in Belfast. Suddenly, somebody put a gun against
his back. A question followed:
"What are you – a Protestant or a Catholic?"
The man thought, "If I say a Catholic, he might be a
Protestant and might shoot me, but if I say a
Protestant, he might be a Catholic and might shoot me
again." The man decided and said, ...
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God save the drunkards (parody)
After many years of efforts, the
scientists finally have read the inscription on the
column in Abu Simbel temple in Egypt. For many years the
historians had been hoping this inscription to give them
very valuable information about the unknown dark century
when the New Kingdom changed the Old Kingdom. Literal
translation of the inscription reads,
"O-o-oh... ... Hemyanu! ...
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A lonely man went home late at
night. It rains, it’s cold, but he was drunk and in a
good mood. Suddenly the man heard a thin voice, “Take me
with you, good man!”
The man looked around – a frog. That’s a miracle!
“Are you talking to me?”
“Yes. I’m,” said the frog...
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