God save the drunkards (parody)

   A nun confessed to the abbess that she had sinful thoughts and was feeling sinful herself. The abbess sent her to the local bishop, explaining to her that he was the most competent in such issues.
    The nun went to the bishop and complained to him that she was feeling sinful. He reassured her, “Don’t worry, daughter. Undress. I will check it out.” ...

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    NASA sent two dogs and a blonde in space
After one tour around the Earth an operator called from Space Center,
"Rex?"
"Wow-wow!"
"Press the red button."
Rex pressed the red button. After one more tour.
"Lassie?"
"Wow-wow!"
"Press the yellow button, please." ...

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   After many years of efforts, the scientists finally have read the inscription on the column in Abu Sinbel temple in Egypt. For many years the historians had been hoping this inscription to give them very valuable information about the unknown dark century when the New Kingdom changed the Old Kingdom. Literal translation of the inscription reads,
    "O-o-oh... ... Hemyanu! ...

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   A lonely man went home late at night. It rains, it’s cold, but he was drunk and in a good mood. Suddenly the man heard a thin voice, “Take me with you, good man!” The man looked around – a frog. That’s a miracle!
“Are you talking to me?”
“Yes. I’m,” said the frog...

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